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 Post subject: Clandestine Drinking Tips?
PostPosted: Thu 09-02-2004 9:49PM 


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The Miners have finally won a football game and all signs point to a decent season, which puts the ol' tailgating and general drunken college hooligan spirit in me. Now as we all know, drinking is not allowed on campus with a few exceptions. Unfortunately, none of those make people want to go to sporting events.

So, does anybody have any tips on how to down serious amounts of beer while having the appearance of a wholesome family-values tailgate party?

A few I've come up with already:
1) cutting open empty cans of soda and wrapping them around the beer cans. I've yet to succeed in creating a sample that won't cut your hands or lips.
2) tailgating with an SUV and hiding a torpedo keg within, using it to fill empty and rinsed soda cans.

comments and suggestions please.


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PostPosted: Thu 09-02-2004 9:51PM 
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Dude, this isn't a dry campus. There's nothing to say you can't tailgate in a parking lot...Not that I know of anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu 09-02-2004 9:51PM 


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Ooops sorry, didn't realize I was in the computers forum :oops:


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bagvwf wrote:
Dude, this isn't a dry campus. There's nothing to say you can't tailgate in a parking lot...Not that I know of anyway.


I'm gonna go with the obvious here... If alcohol is not allowed on campus property, wouldn't parking lots on campus be considered property owned by the school? Therefore one wouldn't be allowed to drink on them.

Or so I think.

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PostPosted: Fri 09-03-2004 10:35AM 
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Bah screw the beer, just get a flask and cups of your favorite beverage.

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