Home Forums Gamescan Chat42 About
* Login   * Register * FAQ    * Search
It is currently Thu 03-28-2024 3:05AM

All times are UTC - 6 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Whoring.
PostPosted: Fri 02-03-2006 2:25PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Fri 08-19-2005 5:05PM
Posts: 358

Source: TJ South
ok, so Wake Island is probably my favorite BF2 map ever, so of couse i know every single plan devisable to defend/attack it. The mapstarts, and im chinese. i take the tank from airfield and head north to whore the landing boats. right off the bat a raptor tries to shoot me with the machine guns (wtf) so i shot him down with the tank cannon. ownage.

i make it to the north village and proceed the whoring. then a blackhawk comes out of nowhere and the other tank and i start to shell it. they just about make it to the north camp before.....


Image

1 shot, 6 kills. fully loaded blackhawk.

a boat tries to strafe along the northern coast, so i one hit it out of luck, sinking all 3 members inside. (no pic :()


by that point every ground unit is trying to take me out with anti tank class, and there is warning signs going off all over the place. another plane divebombs me, and i STRAFE OFF THE FREAKING BRIDGE....grrr.

the tank of course dies in a huge ball of flame, and i am left with a sniper class in the middle of an anti tank whorage. what to do?


Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

best...shit...ever...


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri 02-03-2006 4:00PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Mon 09-09-2002 5:37PM
Posts: 474

Source: Fidelity
Umm good story I guess, way to find that print screen button.


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri 02-03-2006 4:38PM 
Offline
Admiral Fgt of the SS Queer
User avatar

Joined: Sun 08-15-2004 10:37AM
Posts: 2408

Source: RC I
Or.....the in-game screenshot button. Since I think alt-tabbing out and copying it to paint after every time would have taken a bit too long. rafle

_________________
"Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but he is--he most definitely is."
The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri 02-03-2006 10:36PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Fri 08-19-2005 5:05PM
Posts: 358

Source: Off Campus
acutally...i have photographic memory and drew that from memory on mspaint


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri 02-03-2006 11:47PM 
Offline
Admiral Fgt of the SS Queer
User avatar

Joined: Sun 08-15-2004 10:37AM
Posts: 2408

Source: RC I
DAYUM, you should be an artist so I can be a groupie

_________________
"Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but he is--he most definitely is."
The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat 02-04-2006 12:09AM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue 08-27-2002 8:47PM
Posts: 280
Location: Cheap Off-Campus Housing

Source: Fidelity
See, and I thought this was going to involve selling my body for points. Got my hopes up.

Ya bastar.d


Top
 Profile E-mail  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon 02-06-2006 3:17PM 
Offline
"para-dime"
User avatar

Joined: Tue 09-11-2001 2:34PM
Posts: 1084
Location: Off Campus (i.e. not hell)

Source: Off Campus
*Paradigm gives ||Smith|| a cookie*

good job I guess... *shrug*

less pics next time?

_________________
People with doctorate degrees get to be called Doctor. So yes, I guess I am your Master... bitch


Top
 Profile E-mail  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 11:36AM 
Offline
Brigadier General
User avatar

Joined: Sun 11-09-2003 1:35AM
Posts: 1145
Location: novus cella

Source: CivilE Building
Me thinks that server was full of n00blets.

_________________
\\grass

http://www.aperturescience.com/


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 1:37PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Fri 08-19-2005 5:05PM
Posts: 358

Source: TJ South
Paradigm wrote:
*Paradigm gives ||Smith|| a cookie*

good job I guess... *shrug*

less pics next time?
i take screens of knife kills, so i guess this was just a one time thing.....


for now...


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 2:15PM 
Offline
Captain

Joined: Fri 11-22-2002 6:44PM
Posts: 124

Source: Off Campus
Must have been an unranked server or you just never play on ranked servers? The name ||Smith|| does not exist on the bf2 stats search both in game and on 2 sites I use. That not your real account?


Top
 Profile E-mail  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 2:42PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Fri 08-19-2005 5:05PM
Posts: 358

Source: TJ South
LLSmithLL


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 7:54PM 
Offline
Gun Hater
User avatar

Joined: Fri 09-03-2004 1:27PM
Posts: 2748
Location: 752 TJ

Source: TJ North
One time, i had 47 of my team's 50 kills in Halo2. 23 of them were sniper kills. I'd post 18 pictures to prove it but I dont have a screen capture on my TV.

_________________
And the tongue is a flame of fire. It is full of wickedness that can ruin your whole life. It can turn the entire course of your life into a blazing flame of destruction, for it is set on fire by hell itself.


Top
 Profile E-mail  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 9:42PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Fri 08-19-2005 5:05PM
Posts: 358

Source: TJ South
well that sucks, because now i think your are just full of shit.

sorry, pics or shens. (this is the show-me state, you know)


Top
 Profile  
    
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue 02-07-2006 10:33PM 
Offline
Major
User avatar

Joined: Thu 11-14-2002 5:39PM
Posts: 203

Source: Off Campus
llSmithll wrote:
(this is the show-me state, you know)


That's a true story.

_________________
'And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
We will flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.'
-The Boondock Saints-


Top
 Profile E-mail  
    
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group