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PostPosted: Wed 02-15-2006 10:46AM 
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<lame math joke>

e^x and an arbitrary constant were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the constant stops dead in his tracks, and starts trembling. e^x turns to the constant, and asks, "What's wrong?". The constant points at something down the street and says, "You see what's walking toward us? That's a differential operator. If we meet up, it will differentiate me, and there will be nothing left!" e^x thinks about this for a moment, and then says, "I have nothing to be afraid of. I am e^x. The differential operator can do nothing to me." Self-assured, e^x continues down the street. He walks up to the differential operator and says, "Hi, I'm e^x.", to which the differential operator replies, "Hi. I'm d/dy."

</lame math joke>


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It's either
a) sad that I got that
b) sad that I thought it was amusing
c) sad that Robbie Beane is my idol :wink:

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I already heard it and I still thought it was funny. By the way, the answer is all of the above. So sad, I know.


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im gonna have to agree with ben laden for once in my life.......except the idol thing isnt so sad...

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Pssh, we've agreed before. It's just a very rare occurance, like.....me agreeing with anyone.

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quite true........

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I'm not completely sure, but I do believe my appendix ruptured after reading that.

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Go to MU and tell that joke...

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So e^x and 2^x go to a kegger. 2^x runs off into the crowd and is having the time of his live, booze, women, and fun. hours pass and 2^x suddenly becomes aware that he hasnt seen is friend e^x in quite some time. So, as a good friend, 2^x ventures off to go find his wallflower friend. upon leaving, he finds e^x sitting on the floor next to the wall, depressed and alone. 2^x holds up his glass and asks him 'whats the deal man! why dont you go out there and integrate?' almost in tears at that point, e^x looks at him and asks, 'whats the point man? whats the point?'


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beane wrote:
<lame math joke>

e^x and an arbitrary constant were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the constant stops dead in his tracks, and starts trembling. e^x turns to the constant, and asks, "What's wrong?". The constant points at something down the street and says, "You see what's walking toward us? That's a differential operator. If we meet up, it will differentiate me, and there will be nothing left!" e^x thinks about this for a moment, and then says, "I have nothing to be afraid of. I am e^x. The differential operator can do nothing to me." Self-assured, e^x continues down the street. He walks up to the differential operator and says, "Hi, I'm e^x.", to which the differential operator replies, "Hi. I'm d/dy."

</lame math joke>


Whats sad is I remember Beane telling that joke fall semester 2003 :P. And since then I have retold it many times...and it never gets old.

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So, while we're on the topic of math jokes, I've got a math pickup line. It goes a little something like this...

"Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves"

I think I posted that like, 3 years ago when I first heard it. I think it's awesome. I won't be using it anymore (yea, I said it. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?), so I have now deemed it open-source. So feel free to pull out the big guns at the next party you hit up, and you won't have to pay me royalties or anything.

BTW, LOVE the e^x and 2^x at a party joke... that's hil-freakin-larious. Have you heard this one...
"Did you hear about the antenna wedding? No? Oh, let me tell you, the ceremony was so-so, but the reception was FANTASTIC!"

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My mind numbed from hours of studying, and its late now, that made my night, thanks.

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There ain't anything natural about my log baby....

*cry*

And some gems from me googling "math pickup line"

http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html T-shirt pickup line!
List of pickup lines and story

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.


How awkward.


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