e^x and an arbitrary constant were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the constant stops dead in his tracks, and starts trembling. e^x turns to the constant, and asks, "What's wrong?". The constant points at something down the street and says, "You see what's walking toward us? That's a differential operator. If we meet up, it will differentiate me, and there will be nothing left!" e^x thinks about this for a moment, and then says, "I have nothing to be afraid of. I am e^x. The differential operator can do nothing to me." Self-assured, e^x continues down the street. He walks up to the differential operator and says, "Hi, I'm e^x.", to which the differential operator replies, "Hi. I'm d/dy."
It's either
a) sad that I got that
b) sad that I thought it was amusing
c) sad that Robbie Beane is my idol
_________________ "Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but he is--he most definitely is."
The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
Pssh, we've agreed before. It's just a very rare occurance, like.....me agreeing with anyone.
_________________ "Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but he is--he most definitely is."
The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
So e^x and 2^x go to a kegger. 2^x runs off into the crowd and is having the time of his live, booze, women, and fun. hours pass and 2^x suddenly becomes aware that he hasnt seen is friend e^x in quite some time. So, as a good friend, 2^x ventures off to go find his wallflower friend. upon leaving, he finds e^x sitting on the floor next to the wall, depressed and alone. 2^x holds up his glass and asks him 'whats the deal man! why dont you go out there and integrate?' almost in tears at that point, e^x looks at him and asks, 'whats the point man? whats the point?'
e^x and an arbitrary constant were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the constant stops dead in his tracks, and starts trembling. e^x turns to the constant, and asks, "What's wrong?". The constant points at something down the street and says, "You see what's walking toward us? That's a differential operator. If we meet up, it will differentiate me, and there will be nothing left!" e^x thinks about this for a moment, and then says, "I have nothing to be afraid of. I am e^x. The differential operator can do nothing to me." Self-assured, e^x continues down the street. He walks up to the differential operator and says, "Hi, I'm e^x.", to which the differential operator replies, "Hi. I'm d/dy."
</lame math joke>
Whats sad is I remember Beane telling that joke fall semester 2003 . And since then I have retold it many times...and it never gets old.
_________________ "We're not gonna die. We can't die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. "
So, while we're on the topic of math jokes, I've got a math pickup line. It goes a little something like this...
"Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves"
I think I posted that like, 3 years ago when I first heard it. I think it's awesome. I won't be using it anymore (yea, I said it. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?), so I have now deemed it open-source. So feel free to pull out the big guns at the next party you hit up, and you won't have to pay me royalties or anything.
BTW, LOVE the e^x and 2^x at a party joke... that's hil-freakin-larious. Have you heard this one...
"Did you hear about the antenna wedding? No? Oh, let me tell you, the ceremony was so-so, but the reception was FANTASTIC!"
_________________ 'And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
We will flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.'
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my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
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