Granted, they gave you a million dollars in a worker's comp suit involving brutal dismemberment.
I wish I had the money for a new car.
Granted, you try to smile as you drive down the road in your new old hooptie.... and then berto has sex with your siblings... while your parents watch.
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Granted, you try to smile as you drive down the road in your new old hooptie.... and then berto has sex with your siblings... while your parents watch.
Gra- o wait, you didn't wish. That means that not only does berto rape you and your whole family, but they all die soon after, leaving you all alone... well, you're not really alone. the crabs berto gave you will keep you company. You also start attending an aids support group, because berto apparently gave you more than just crabs. Two days later you go to the doctor for an ache in your abdomen. Turns out you have liver cancer. If only you had wished for this all not to happen...
Gra- o wait, you didn't wish. That means that not only does berto rape you and your whole family, but they all die soon after, leaving you all alone... well, you're not really alone. the crabs berto gave you will keep you company. You also start attending an aids support group, because berto apparently gave you more than just crabs. Two days later you go to the doctor for an ache in your abdomen. Turns out you have liver cancer. If only you had wished for this all not to happen...
I wish heretic had made a wish.
Granted, he wished he could run across campus beating people with a bat... and you just so happened to be one of said people. H-H-HEADSHOT.
I wish I could control this apparent uncontrollable urge to have sex with Seek member's family members.
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Granted, and it comes in especially handy for snapping stills of Berto screwing your dog. He goes on to become "Misster February" in the 2010 Bestiality Bonanza calendar, of which you're sent a complimentary copy. The work is the best you've ever done, and so you hang it prominently in your living room. Word gets out about your perversion, your girl dumps you, your reputation is tarnished, and you're forever banned from every dog park in the country.
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Granted, but every night it screams and cries for mercy while it is committing its necessary suicide. The sheer emotion pumping through its shrills drives you to madness, and you attempt to kill yourself. Someone intervenes, but not before you are paralized from the self-inflicted trauma. You get to enjoy your wheelchair in a psych ward for the rest of your life.
I wish I had something better than cereal to eat for dinner.
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Granted, but every night it screams and cries for mercy while it is committing its necessary suicide. The sheer emotion pumping through its shrills drives you to madness, and you attempt to kill yourself. Someone intervenes, but not before you are paralized from the self-inflicted trauma. You get to enjoy your wheelchair in a psych ward for the rest of your life.
I wish I had something better than cereal to eat for dinner.
Granted, but you find the scrumptious meat pie you ate last night was actually human flesh...
Granted, but you find the scrumptious meat pie you ate last night was actually human flesh...
I wish the snake pits were full of real snakes.
Granted, you decide to fill the pits with real snakes, killing 10 students. You get charged w/ 10 counts of first-degree murder and are found guilty for each. Enjoy 10 lifetimes in jail.
I wish my teacher would let us out of class early.
Granted, but you find the scrumptious meat pie you ate last night was actually human flesh...
I wish the snake pits were full of real snakes.
Granted, you decide to fill the pits with real snakes, killing 10 students. You get charged w/ 10 counts of first-degree murder and are found guilty for each. Enjoy 10 lifetimes in jail.
I wish my teacher would let us out of class early.
Granted, you fail the test.
I wish I would get an A and not have to come to (this) class at all.
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benm wrote:
berto wrote:
Lin-z wrote:
Granted, but you find the scrumptious meat pie you ate last night was actually human flesh...
I wish the snake pits were full of real snakes.
Granted, you decide to fill the pits with real snakes, killing 10 students. You get charged w/ 10 counts of first-degree murder and are found guilty for each. Enjoy 10 lifetimes in jail.
I wish my teacher would let us out of class early.
Granted, you fail the test.
I wish I would get an A and not have to come to (this) class at all.
Granted, but in return you have to perform sexual favors for the teacher.
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