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Firestryfe wrote:
benm wrote:
Granted. You are not just an Oscar-Meyer weiner - you ARE Oscar-Meyer's weiner.
I wish it were 70 degrees outside.
Granted - It is now 70 degrees Celsius outside
I wish everything always works out perfectly for me.
Granted, Everything now works perfectly for you, but the exact opposite for everybody else. So everybody else dies and you are left as the last human on earth....
I wish Scarlett Johansson would come have sex with me tonight.
Granted, Everything now works perfectly for you, but the exact opposite for everybody else. So everybody else dies and you are left as the last human on earth....
I wish Scarlett Johansson would come have sex with me tonight.
Granted: But she gives you genital warts of the ass after ramming you with a strap on....STDmatch.net is left as your only option for a hookup.
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BlackTravis wrote:
Kamakazi wrote:
Granted, Everything now works perfectly for you, but the exact opposite for everybody else. So everybody else dies and you are left as the last human on earth....
I wish Scarlett Johansson would come have sex with me tonight.
Granted: But she gives you genital warts of the ass after ramming you with a strap on....STDmatch.net is left as your only option for a hookup.
I wish gay marriage were legal.
Granted. But news about your 3 minute "ability" gets out and your husband gets murdered by your new fans seeking your "attentions".
I wish I had a computer that would always be as powerful as current consumer technology would allow.
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Granted, Everything now works perfectly for you, but the exact opposite for everybody else. So everybody else dies and you are left as the last human on earth....
I wish Scarlett Johansson would come have sex with me tonight.
Granted: But she gives you genital warts of the ass after ramming you with a strap on....STDmatch.net is left as your only option for a hookup.
I wish gay marriage were legal.
Granted. But news about your 3 minute "ability" gets out and your husband gets murdered by your new fans seeking your "attentions".
I wish I had a computer that would always be as powerful as current consumer technology would allow.
Granted, but you can't use it because none of it works.
I wish I had a pizza.
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bagvwf wrote:
Granted. Enjoy your cucumber cock.
I wish for a saltwater fishtank.
Granted. You decide to stock with various sharks and other sharp toothed salt water fish. One day, while cleaning the tank, you fall in and the fish tear the flesh from your arms and legs, leaving to to writhe in pain and slowly drown.
I wish BT would play this game again.
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