Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Colossians3 · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 10:54PM

blitzvergnugen wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted, you are now a school bus driver.

I wish my endoskeleton was made of whatever wolverine's is made of.

Granted, you now have a complete endoskeleton of Adamantium. Too bad you forgot the part about needing Wolverine's healing abilities to survive the procedure. You are now dead. Oregon Trail Style.

I wish my mobo had a serial port on its io panel instead of just a pin out.

Granted, but then you realize that you're a loser for ever making such a nerdy wish.

I wish I'd get over with this bout with the flu.

Kamakazi · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 11:33PM

Colossians3 wrote:

blitzvergnugen wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted, you are now a school bus driver.

I wish my endoskeleton was made of whatever wolverine's is made of.

Granted, you now have a complete endoskeleton of Adamantium. Too bad you forgot the part about needing Wolverine's healing abilities to survive the procedure. You are now dead. Oregon Trail Style.

I wish my mobo had a serial port on its io panel instead of just a pin out.

Granted, but then you realize that you're a loser for ever making such a nerdy wish.

I wish I'd get over with this bout with the flu.

Granted, but then you contract AIDS. And AIDS never goes away.

I wish that berto's mom would stop trying to get in my pants.

benm · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 11:35PM

Kamakazi wrote:

Granted, but then you contract AIDS. And AIDS never goes away.

I wish that berto's mom would stop trying to get in my pants.

Granted - you no longer have a penis so she isn't interested anymore.

I wish it would snow 6 feet in Rolla, Missouri.

blitzvergnugen · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 11:39PM

benm wrote:

Granted - you no longer have a penis so she isn't interested anymore.

I wish it would snow 6 feet in Rolla, Missouri.

Granted - You now have 6 feet of snow surrounding you and only you at all times, even in the house. It gets so cold your dick freezes off.

I wish benm would quit being lazy and only embed the quote he's responding to on this game.

kjk437 · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 12:02AM

blitzvergnugen wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted - you no longer have a penis so she isn't interested anymore.

I wish it would snow 6 feet in Rolla, Missouri.

Granted - You now have 6 feet of snow surrounding you and only you at all times, even in the house. It gets so cold your dick freezes off.

I wish benm would quit being lazy and only embed the quote he's responding to on this game.

Granted, but then he becomes so active he enslaves the entire human race... STARTING WITH SEEK.

I wish we could have epic quote pyramids again.

benm · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 12:06AM

kjk437 wrote:

blitzvergnugen wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted - you no longer have a penis so she isn't interested anymore.

I wish it would snow 6 feet in Rolla, Missouri.

Granted - You now have 6 feet of snow surrounding you and only you at all times, even in the house. It gets so cold your dick freezes off.

I wish benm would quit being lazy and only embed the quote he's responding to on this game.

Granted, but then he becomes so active he enslaves the entire human race... STARTING WITH SEEK.

I wish we could have epic quote pyramids again.

Granted, but berto bans everyone that quotes past a dept of three.

I wish that I had a normal sleep schedule

calculusninja · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 12:33AM

benm wrote:

I wish that I had a normal sleep schedule

Granted. You develop a very normal sleep schedule: a coma.

I wish Diablo 3 would come out already.

el_lorenzo · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 12:36AM

calculusninja wrote:

Granted. You develop a very normal sleep schedule: a coma.

I wish Diablo 3 would come out already.

Granted, but you get eye cancer and go blind. Ya, that's right. Eye cancer. Also, your identity gets stolen so you no longer have any money to buy the game.

I wish my homework could do itself and still get an A

jahornung · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 1:12AM

Granted, but you didn't learn anything and can't get a job.

I wish all soda used cane sugar.

benm · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 1:20AM

jahornung wrote:

Granted, but you didn't learn anything and can't get a job.

I wish all soda used cane sugar.

Granted. The only soda that exists comes from mexico; consuming it gives you montezuma's revenge as it was made with untreated mexican water.

I wish that I had a pet sheep.

da_spork · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 2:58AM

benm wrote:

Granted. The only soda that exists comes from mexico; consuming it gives you montezuma's revenge as it was made with untreated mexican water.

I wish that I had a pet sheep.

Granted but it ripped your nutsack off when you were trying to do it in the pooper.

I wish the person responding to this chokes on his next meal.

benm · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 10:05AM

da_spork wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted. The only soda that exists comes from mexico; consuming it gives you montezuma's revenge as it was made with untreated mexican water.

I wish that I had a pet sheep.

Granted but it ripped your nutsack off when you were trying to do it in the pooper.

I wish the person responding to this chokes on his next meal.

Granted, but out of guilt you perform the heimlich on me.

I wish that my teacher knew how to teach.

amd2800barton · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 10:20AM

benm wrote:

Granted, but out of guilt you perform the heimlich on me.

I wish that my teacher knew how to teach.

Granted. Your teachers sudden improvement in skills allows the rest of the class to learn the material. Unfortunately, the class is graded on a curve, so you still fail.

I wish that I could get away with not going to class.

benm · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 10:25AM

amd2800barton wrote:

benm wrote:

Granted, but out of guilt you perform the heimlich on me.

I wish that my teacher knew how to teach.

Granted. Your teachers sudden improvement in skills allows the rest of the class to learn the material. Unfortunately, the class is graded on a curve, so you still fail.

I wish that I could get away with not going to class.

Granted - the only things on the test are the things the teacher says in class.

I wish fruity pebbles weren't the only delicious cereal.

amd2800barton · **Posted:** Tue 02-24-2009 10:35AM

benm wrote:

Granted - the only things on the test are the things the teacher says in class.

I wish fruity pebbles weren't the only delicious cereal.

Granted. There is now a delicious cereal - shaped exactly like little cocks. Now you can choose between something fruity and something penisy.

I wish benm's mom had gone through with that abortion.

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