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Author:  ShadowCat38 [ Sun 02-22-2009 11:55PM ]
Post subject:  Corrupted Wish Granted Game

To play this game, a participant makes a wish. The following poster explains how that wish is granted, and corrupted in a disastrous way not intended by the wisher. That poster also makes a wish, and so on.

For Example wrote:
Player 1 wrote:
I wish I had a hamburger
Player 2 wrote:
Granted. Your hamburger is undercooked, and you catch salmonella.
I wish I could speak fluent Spanish.
Player 3 wrote:
Granted. Now Spanish is all you can speak.
I wish I had a time machine.
ETC...


I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Author:  EmptySoul? [ Mon 02-23-2009 2:08AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

ShadowCat38 wrote:

I wish I didn't need to sleep.


Granted: But your always tired.

I wish I had a pet Penguin

Author:  Worseley [ Mon 02-23-2009 3:35AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

EmptySoul? wrote:
ShadowCat38 wrote:

I wish I didn't need to sleep.


Granted: But your always tired.

I wish I had a pet Penguin


Granted: Your penguins a drunk, no booze for you. Happy St Pats!

I wish all of my favorite TV show's writers would get some inspiration.

Author:  el_lorenzo [ Mon 02-23-2009 6:10AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Worseley wrote:
EmptySoul? wrote:

Granted: But your always tired.

I wish I had a pet Penguin


Granted: Your penguins a drunk, no booze for you. Happy St Pats!

I wish all of my favorite TV show's writers would get some inspiration.


Granted: All they watch are crappy soap operas. Be prepared for predictable drama.

I wish I didn't have so much homework due tomorrow.

Author:  Colossians3 [ Mon 02-23-2009 8:19AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

el_lorenzo wrote:
Granted: All they watch are crappy soap operas. Be prepared for predictable drama.

I wish I didn't have so much homework due tomorrow.


Granted: You're not in college and have to begin your 10-hour shift at McDonald's in 30 minutes.

I wish I were rich.

Author:  blitzvergnugen [ Mon 02-23-2009 8:29AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Colossians3 wrote:
el_lorenzo wrote:
Granted: All they watch are crappy soap operas. Be prepared for predictable drama.

I wish I didn't have so much homework due tomorrow.


Granted: You're not in college and have to begin your 10-hour shift at McDonald's in 30 minutes.

I wish I were rich.

Granted. Now the FBI is raiding your cocaine warehouse while you were paying a visit.

I wish I had some milk.

Author:  ShadowCat38 [ Mon 02-23-2009 8:56AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Granted, but is has spoiled to the point that you can't easily remove the stench from your home.

I wish there were 32 hours in a day.

Author:  el_lorenzo [ Mon 02-23-2009 8:57AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

ShadowCat38 wrote:
Granted, but is has spoiled to the point that you can't easily remove the stench from your home.

I wish there were 32 hours in a day.


Granted, but you still only get 2 hours of sleep each night.

I wish it was Friday.

Author:  dar9q7 [ Mon 02-23-2009 10:24AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

el_lorenzo wrote:
Granted, but you still only get 2 hours of sleep each night.

I wish it was Friday.


Granted. But your grandparents came into town to visit.

I wish I had infinitely more granted wishes.

Author:  bagvwf [ Mon 02-23-2009 11:03AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Granted: They're infinitesimal, and they don't really do anything at all.

I wish I could live somewhere that actually has some culture.

Author:  kjk437 [ Mon 02-23-2009 11:25AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Granted, but you live in St. Louis. Still sucks, eh?

I wish I could instantly read all of my texts for class with perfect comprehension.

Author:  el_lorenzo [ Mon 02-23-2009 12:17PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

kjk437 wrote:
Granted, but you live in St. Louis. Still sucks, eh?

I wish I could instantly read all of my texts for class with perfect comprehension.


Granted, but you accidentally pick up one of your parent's hidden photoalbums... you know, the one with the pictures of them having wild sex in your bed as they try out some new sex positions. Good luck getting rid of those nightmares.

I wish I could freeze time.

Author:  benm [ Mon 02-23-2009 12:41PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Wish granted - you cannot unfreeze time, but don't find this out until you freeze time. Enjoy living in an eternity of frozenness.

I wish I could find this website I have seen before where they refine wishes down to safety so that they cannot be corrupted because they are so concise.

Author:  LostBoyz [ Mon 02-23-2009 12:44PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Granted: You find it, but then get banned from seek, therefore making the information useless

I wish I could control what music was popular

Author:  Kamakazi [ Mon 02-23-2009 1:01PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Granted: The music you like becomes more popular than pop. But you go deaf after a freak Dairy Queen food poisoning incident and can't listen to anything anymore.

I wish Rolla had a Jimmy John's ( http://www.jimmyjohns.com/ )

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