I was reading the Special Finals Week story. People mentioned alot of legends that I don't seem to know about, so I was wondering if people can post stories and legends from UMR. I was thinking that if there was enough material I could compile it all into a UMRlore e-book or something of that sort.
Thanks ^_^

dunno if you'd call these people 'legends' but they're at least memorable for their own reasons:

GMF
Neo (whatever happened to that guy?)

someone else can tell their stories.

Ah, Neo. Freshman year (FS2003 for me) I remember seeing some guy dressed up like Neo from the Matrix around halloween. At first I thought it was no big deal...until I saw him dressed up like that again in November. There was some huge thread about it here back then....probably deleted i'm sure.

Yeah there was a huge one about him and GMF, but I couldn't find either. Pretty sure theres one or two about crazy running guy also.

Neo:


TJ Pool:

What does GMF stand for?

GMF was gone before I got here but I remember the thread about him.

GMF= Gay MotherF@#$er


I still crack up at a picture of Neo.

He was "too smart" for Rolla, and ended up at a community college in St. Louis.

-A2

HA! Finally found the GMF thread. I knew it was here somewhere.

http://r01ajrhc8.desktop.umr.edu:8080/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=152&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

wow. he sounds like a real GMF. did anybody ever give him a proper ass whooping? i only read the first 2 pages.

I actually read the first 3 pages, and was amazed that dude was allowed to walk in broad daylight

heres the legends i know of:
Bad legend: Evie the bitch

Good legend: 3NW from years ago when they broke shit everyday

other name for GMF: "The Gaytriot"

gay legend: leather jay- wore a catwoman suit and smelled like hell

odd legend: Castro 8.5- because he lost 1.5 fingers in the TJ basement

back around 2000: some russian guy busted down a dorm door with a 2 by 4

Drinking location legend: "the library"

Lewis black: made fun of rolla on national TV

Silent Bob: also made fun of rolla on national tv

i was weired out when i heard about people going to drink at the library. Then I went, and had fun.

I think the original PH is a legend. That is a great story. We need to put all the good ones on the front page of this thread, cuse this will be legendary.

I can't believe everyone forgot John Bono. I've got a hell of a story on him. I'll post it if i have time.

Bill Gates (not the real Bill Gates, just someone who looked like him)

Kip (is an ass)

Dr. Dekock says: "Use soap"

The Malignant Cunt (aka Evie)

Bill the chocolate-chip-cookie-baking, ice-cream-sandwich-throwing, anti-Chartwell's-editorial-writing TJ cafeteria manager

Naked pillow fights in the underground shower tunnel in one of the sororities (urban legend (or is it???))

Dr. Bieniek