*tear*

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

lollerskates

Old people are funny.

emos give me tourettes.

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: NONE! they cry in the dark.

points?
wtf?

There's also another answer to that I've heard:

3. One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one

its fun to laugh at people who take satires literally

I say let us let natural selection take its course

and one to cut himself with the glass shards of the old one.

I'm alone when I say I think that the news station didn't realize that song, quiz, and "how to slash your wrist" thing is all a big joke making fun of the EMO people?

it makes me sad

no i've heard that song before and yes it is makin fun of emo kids but that makes it more funny cause the news station either just wasnt paying attention or they figured that they can just edit the "good" parts into the newscast

So how many emo points do I get if I wear a black shirt tomorrow?

If you leave your room, you're obviously not depressed enough. Hence, no emo points.