Everyone everywhere should be sure to lock their doors this week. Drunk people are not always able to find their way to their bed. Sometimes they find their way to a random bed. Sometimes they puke or pee on things you would rather not have pee or puke on them. Just lock your doors this week, for your safety and your stuff's safety.

And for the love of God, keep your stash hidden. And don't be stupid.

haha . last year a guy on my floor walked into some [douchebag's] room and pissed all over his school books and futon . he woke up the next morning and said "damn, last night was good, i didnt do anything stupid" the look on his roomate's face told him different.

Why don't I ever piss on stuff? Sounds like I am missing out on some serious fun.

you could do it consciously. nobody's stopping you. in fact, its probablly easier that way.

You're more likely to remember to unzip.

i hear TJ windows are nice to piss or puke out of.

remember to take out the screens before though

10 bonus points for hiting the bike rack.

20 if you're pissing out the side facing the big parking lot.



And remember, shitting out the window and pissing out the window are two different things.

Tourettes Guy > *

What devil actually meant by this:

PISS off campus, ftw!!!!11111!@11!!11!!!one!oneoneeleven

EDIT::made it make more sense

Its not funny anymore.....

lolz it wasnt till you replied

on a somewhat related note (i didn't feel like making a new thread) does anyone else feel that its unsafe to have the "back door" of TJ locked from the inside (can't go in or out)? i understand why its that way, but it seems like if there was a fire (much more likely this weekend than normal) somebody could get fucked.

That is why there is a 24 hour duty team.

EDIT: and it disengages when the fire alarm goes off. just fyi.