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Castorite
 Post subject: Stupid math joke
PostPosted: Thu 10-07-2004 5:17PM 
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Here's a joke I spotted over on a.u.s.b. I've adapted it because I thought the original was a bit sparse.

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One bright, sunny day, e^x decided to take a walk downtown. As he rounded a corner, a constant function ran into him.

"Whoa, what's the hurry, there? You should take it easy," said e^x.

The constant replied, "No time! There's a differential operator prowling around downtown. He's mangling functions beyond recognition! If he gets ahold of me, there'll be nothing left!!!"

The constant took off running down the sidewalk, leaving the slightly bewildered exponential behind. As e^x continued his walk, he thought to himself, "Ah, surely the differential operator can't hurt me. After all, I AM e to the x!"

Soon enough, e^x happend upon the operator. Feeling quite smug, he walked right up and extended a hand.

"Hi! I'm e^x!" chimed the confident natural number.

"Hi. I'm d/dy," replied the differential operator.
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PostPosted: Thu 10-07-2004 5:23PM 
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Haha, e^x got

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Only at UMR does that joke make sense to anyone. Good find.

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Only at UMR does that joke make sense to anyone. Good find.


God damn, I just laughed my ass off... /sigh

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I didn't get it at first...
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hey... zeros are people too you know.
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i dont get it...

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tdcnq2 The Mystic Llama wrote:
i dont get it...


then go to MU
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PostPosted: Thu 10-07-2004 6:24PM 


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tdcnq2 The Mystic Llama wrote:
i dont get it...


then go to MU


Yeah, there you can take "Math 307: Subtraction, Addition's Tricky Friend."

That was a great joke.
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tdcnq2 The Mystic Llama wrote:
i dont get it...


He said he was d/dy which means he is the differential with respect to y, so e^x is a constant. The derivative of a constant is zero. Dammit, go to MU.

*DISCLAIMER* I suck ass at Math lingo, so if that's not entirely correct you can bite my skanky balls.

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Holy crap, I don't know why, but that is really funny shit.

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Twas hilarious. I'm such a nerd for finding humor in that.

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Awww Jesus Christ... I laughed at that. I am such a nerd.

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More math jokes

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i laughed so hard i almost annihilated myself....
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