I was getting kinda bored,
So I jumped up and I roared
"Before I head off to bed,
Im going to make the rhyming thread."
So if you want to post, and have the time,
Try to make your post rhyme.
And what would increase the fun some more?
Try to rhyme with the post before.
So here it goes,
It might get flamed,
I'll get the hose
in case its lame.
remember folks its kinda late
so i would really appreciate
if you would just keep it goin'
just try to keep the rhymes a'flowin'

Flame the post before, I may,
With all my wit and rhymes today.

Or possibly I'll give mad props,
To the wickedly lyrical schnapps.

For all of us are drunk it seems
On Seek and all of its downloadable dreams.

Perhaps I might just make my stand
On this here magic forum land...

Alas I have no rhyming zest,
And none of my retorts shall jest.

But, unfortuantely I digress,
And shall avoid a sticky mess,

By saying Phil has done his job...
What say the rest of you fucking slobs?

heh heh... enjoy!

Carl

I think this is pretty sweet.
Getting these to rhyme is quite a feat.

So, keep up the good work, guys.
And see how the time flies
When you're having fun on the boards,
Using rhymes to entertain the hordes.

And so with this, I pose a question.
Does anyone here have a suggestion
for something to do this Halloween,
for something to break my dull routine,
of doing all this homework for school?
Instead, I'd like to do something cool.

You know what would be pretty sweet?
You should seriously "Tirck or Treat".
If some one comes by, who knows,
I might just give them Oreos.
Damn, but they're unwrapped, "oh pickles"
guess I'll slant rhyme and give them Skittles.

This thread is gay
You just ruined my day
lets go down to the bay
and eat some hay
what do you say?
We just may
Lets do it today
Or maybe in may

this post sucks, orange

orange is a funny word,
vaio-man is a big turd.
If you dont like it you dont have to post
instead go eat a bagle or toast.
vaio, you are really sad-m
stealing crap from good old Adam
the movie was funny, and so are you
but Newman, you can go eat poo.


I never thought I'd have such an easy time
insulting people using rhymes
its fun
im done

Your still gay...

This thread is homo,

You people have to much time,

Haikus are better.

That's all good for you.
but haikus can rhyme too.
In summation fuck you.

John Bono I hate,

He cries when he masterbates,

His birth, a mistake.

-How's that?

bravo

Five syllables here
Then seven in the middle
And five more here, too.

Get it right, bono.

I was wondering when someone would point that out.
It saves me the trouble of having to shout.

Hey you dumbass, it's five seven five.
Five six seven just doesn't survive
The strict guidelines of the haiku form.
Your sad attempt deviates from the norm.
Come on, You can do it. I know you're bright.
So, next time to do your homework and get it right.

Sure I could count, yes.
But that would make my posts less
numerically based.

Also, it was 5, 6, 6. 'tion' can be said as one syllable or two, just like 'cally' can be pronounced in one syllable or two.

Haikus aren't just five seven five,
Many variations exist.
Seven nine seven, for example.