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 Post subject: And the next President will be...
PostPosted: Tue 11-02-2004 4:21PM 
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Have we ever had a Jewish president before?

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LordoftheJujubes wrote:
Have we ever had a Jewish president before?


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LordoftheJujubes wrote:
Have we ever had a Jewish president before?


is optimus prime a jew?
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weava wrote:
LordoftheJujubes wrote:
Have we ever had a Jewish president before?


is optimus prime a jew?


Prime is a Jew

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weava wrote:
is optimus prime a jew?


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he looks kinda short behind that podium

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he looks kinda short behind that podium


It's just a really big podium.

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Ted Lang thinks 'W' is Jewish......but he's a leftwing conspiracy dufus.
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Here's a Jewish president joke:<br>


The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down for Thanksgiving.

She says, "I'd like to, but it's so much trouble...I mean, I have to get a cab to the airport, and I hate waiting on Queens Blvd..."

He replies, "Mom! I'm the President! You won't need a cab - I'll send a limousine for you!"

His mother replies, "I know, but then I'll have to get my ticket at the airport, and try to get a seat on the plane, and I hate to sit in the middle...it's just too much trouble."

He replies, "Mom! I'm the President of the United States! I'll send Air Force One for you - it's my private jet!"

To which she replies, "Oh, well, but then when we land, I'll to carry my luggage through the airport, and try to get a cab...it's really too much trouble."

He replies, "Mom!! I'm the President! I'll send a helicopter for you! You won't have to lift a finger."

She answers, "Yes, that's nice...but, you know, I still need a hotel room, and the rooms are so expensive, and I really don't like the rooms..."

Exasperated, he answers, "Mom! I'm the President! You'll stay at the White House!"

She responds, "Well...all right...I guess I'll come."

The next day, she's on the phone with her friend Betty:

Betty: "Hello, Sylvia...so what's new?"

Sylvia: "I'm visiting my son for Thanksgiving!"

Betty: "The doctor?"

Sylvia: "No ... the other one."

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