Here's the deal, money is a good thing. Getting a job is a bad thing. What are some ways to make money around town without actually having to work? I have no problem whoring out unneccesary organs/fluids, so is there anywhere around here that will pay me to donate plasma, marrow, or sperm? I assume the sperm one is out of the question, since UMR students would run them out of business. Any ideas?

Find someone to sell you something that you can get someone else to pay you a lot more than you paid for it. Usually drugs work well in this situation.

You are a tool.

you might be able to find someone to pay you to let THEM donate sperm to the back of your throat

You should just become a prostitute.

Or a pimp. Either way, I doubt you'll get much business in Rolla.

I'm really surprised that there isn't a huge prosititution ring near campus. I think they could make a killing.

Women would have to be imported. Transportation and housing costs would kill profits.

But it really would be a great service.

Yeah, depends on how much you guys like giving it to old dirty house wives. ::shudders::

Lol, am reminded of that old whore in the Slackers movie

Ok, new plan of attack. Here's the drill guys: ...You do nothing, I don't need you.

Here's the drill ladies: send me naked pictures. I'll pretend to be gay, that way you can tell yourself that you're not sluts. Then I'll sell these pictures, and we split the profits. Then you can make a big public outcry about how I used you to further solidify that you're not sluts.

We both get money, and I take the bullet for you. Whats there to lose for you.

whoops, just realized a flaw in my logic.

Guys: don't do nothing. Buy pictures of naked girls around campus from me. I don't care what you do with them. Get off to them, hang them on your wall, enact some sort of revenge. Hot girl denied you a date? Tell her that you've got naked pictures of her.

Then I guess we need to setup that whole Simpsons thing with roommates. You know, hanging stuff on the door if you have a picture of a woman (has been too long, I forget)