wtf?!

OVER A YEAR!!!

you, sir, should be shot

it's amazing how some people just spend their weekends searching through old posts, just to bring them back alive

where is he?

hey i miss having people know how to quotoel yes

In response to the ass hair post (since quotes are messing up...)

What we really needed to have evolved, if evolution did indeed ever occur (not now; get your own thread...), would be some kind of oily lubricant that is excreted right around where that hair is in place of the hair.

Benefits:
1. Poop would come out faster due to lubricant.
2. Cleanup would be faster; hair wouldn't knot up.
3. Conservation of toilet paper. In modern times, the toilet paper would only be used to make sure that the lubricant didn't get all over your pants.

Drawbacks:
1. As in your nose, allergies might cause increased lubricant emission. It's harder to wipe your butt in a social situation than your nose. Adult diaper sales would skyrocket. (Speaking of which, why didn't we evolve a valve on our noses to hold back snot until convenient times?)
2. It would be too much easier and cheaper to be gay. Roommate rape would increase.

That's about it.

Seeing as there aren't any additional sinuses located inside your anus, I don't think there would be an increased lubrication problem due to allergies. So really, there's only one drawback to having a lubricated ass.

Jebus H. Crapper, let this thread die, I beg of you.