anyone want to start a fight club? Friday nights at the puck

I'll be there. You're fucked.

i want some dormie ass's kicked

The dormies are too afraid to fight us, everybody knows we have the biggest cocks on campus (and by cocks i mean penises).

I think the members of Alpha Phi Alpha would disagree.

Is it me, or does it appear that everbody in Sigma Nu shares one small brain.

yup...they got the biggest cocks...IN THEIR ASSES

yes, they all share 1 brain. unfortunately, they are not allow to bring it within 10 feet of a computer, so none of them are using it when the post here.

Hld on, tdfhis huefge cocdk in msdfy asss iis prevfefnting me from typing correctly . . fd. .

Ok, I can type now, can someone pass me the brain??

Alright, I got Farva first. Wed night, at the puck.

Oh My God.

I just lost a dollar... TO MYSELF!!!!

we allshare one brain, but it is a large super brain. we keep it in the basement, and we need permission to use it for anything, and it goes in order of the oldest guy to youngest guy (that's why we have numbers). we keep it in a jar of preservatives so it doesn't rot out (like that last brain we had... that one was a real clunker). when we throw parties we have to roll it in the storage room so peopel dont pour booze in the tank, or so people don't swim in the tank, which could also be a problem. some people think our house is at a real disadvantage, having only one brain and all, but i disagree. uh oh... my time's up, gotta go

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Why not call the townies? If I recall correctly they don't have too many qualms about beating up frat boys and taking their beer....

even the townies know not to hit girls.

Well, when 40 townies jump 15 dormies we'll see how you feel. Oh, and by the way, they do hit girls.

They dont beat up girls? Are you serious? Did you call up your third grade brother and ask him to help you come up with an insult? I bet you are a product of incest. Do you have a collection of assorted dildos to keep you company? I bet you suck dicks so people dont beat you up, like you are in prison or something. Did the last guy you were a bitch for sell you for a pack of cigarettes and some candy bars? You are fucking pathetic. They dont beat up girls? For fuck's sake, how in the hell did you graduate from highschool. I bet there are people out there who want to punch you until you dont breathe. I bet I know one of them. You and Cat can go jerk each other off in your dorm room. I mean, shit, you paid for your friends up there in the dorms, may as well utilize them, dipshits. If you are going to make fun of me, put down the book of insults you got from the childrens section next to the blocks at the library and think for yourself. Pull your head out of your ass... unless you are still looking for your gerbil.

8lbDong