I wish my thesis would write and defend itself successfully.
Granted, except someone beats you up and steals it on your way to turn it in. Congrats, they go on to make millions off your research while you flunk out.
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Granted, except someone beats you up and steals it on your way to turn it in. Congrats, they go on to make millions off your research while you flunk out.
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Granted and then you found out that tongue twister was created because of your mom's ability to twist her tongue around some wood (LOL SUCK DICK)
Joined: Fri 08-04-2006 9:39AM Posts: 1373 Location: Boston
Source: Fidelity
ShadowCat38 wrote:
Granted, but he finds out about your wish, and promptly fucks your mom (and probably your dad, probably at the same time)
I wish I had gone to bed earlier tonight.
Granted, you went to bed last night before you woke up yesterday morning and then time breaks and all of reality as we know it is shattered. Oh, and berto fucks your parents (probably at the same time as spork's)
I wish I didn't have to come up with a thesis by class tonight.
Joined: Sun 08-20-2006 5:50PM Posts: 711 Location: the darkest pits of hell
Source: TJ South
el_lorenzo wrote:
I wish I didn't have to come up with a thesis by class tonight.
Granted. You end up getting really high and turning in a thesis written in wingdings. (Turns out it was about berto's sexual encounters with your parents.)
I wish it were Friday already.
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