Corrupted Wish Granted Game

Agentzak · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 1:03PM

Granted - but then White Castle sets up shop in Rolla and puts them out of business.

As you can tell, I wish Rolla had a White Castle.

kjk437 · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 1:06PM

Kamakazi wrote:

Granted: The music you like becomes more popular than pop. But you go deaf after a freak Dairy Queen food poisoning incident and can't listen to anything anymore.

I wish Rolla had a Jimmy John's ( http://www.jimmyjohns.com/ )

Granted, but it closes after a week and becomes ANOTHER SUBWAY!!!!

I wish graduation were tomorrow.

jahornung · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 1:18PM

Granted, but the economy sucks so bad you become a bum.

I wish classes were more fun.

Chankster · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 1:33PM

jahornung wrote:

Granted, but the economy sucks so bad you become a bum.

I wish classes were more fun.

Granted, but your degree means nothing.

I wish I could be invisible.

blitzvergnugen · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 1:36PM

Chankster wrote:

Granted, but your degree means nothing.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but your naughty bits remain visible making you a floating dildo.

I wish I had a Yottabyte HDD that was powered by happiness and rainbows.

benm · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 2:16PM

blitzvergnugen wrote:

Chankster wrote:

Granted, but your degree means nothing.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but your naughty bits remain visible making you a floating dildo.

I wish I had a Yottabyte HDD that was powered by happiness and rainbows.

Granted, but unbeknownst to you, it was loaded with kiddy porn - when the RIAA sues you for downloading music, their investigators find the porn stash and report you to the authorities. Enjoy your time in federal pound me in the ass prison.

I wish I hadn't lost my watch.

jahornung · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 2:58PM

Granted, you find your watch but it was up the bums ass.

I wish that I wasn't bored

kjk437 · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:28PM

Granted, but now you'll never know relaxation.

I wish I could just find $100 million with no strings attached.

heretic · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:30PM

kjk437 wrote:

Granted, but now you'll never know relaxation.

I wish I could just find $100 million with no strings attached.

Granted, but instead there's a rope attached.
I wish the weather was nice year-round.

jahornung · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:40PM

Granted, the weather is nice only where you are not, it sucks where you are.

I wish for Superman's powers

benm · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:49PM

jahornung wrote:

Granted, the weather is nice only where you are not, it sucks where you are.

I wish for Superman's powers

Granted - but your laser eyes never turn off, you can't stop flying, and you have no sense of touch.

I wish for $1 million in real (non counterfeit) unmarked, non sequential $20 bills. The money should not be earned by me, but should be legally mine. I should obtain it instantaneously and there should be no repercussions to the wish besides me gaining $1 million.

heretic · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:56PM

benm wrote:

jahornung wrote:

Granted, the weather is nice only where you are not, it sucks where you are.

I wish for Superman's powers

Granted - but your laser eyes never turn off, you can't stop flying, and you have no sense of touch.

I wish for $1 million in real (non counterfeit) unmarked, non sequential $20 bills. The money should not be earned by me, but should be legally mine. I should obtain it instantaneously and there should be no repercussions to the wish besides me gaining $1 million.

Granted, but then you're mugged and violated by a gang of disgruntled midgets
I wish there was an un-corruptable wish I could wish.

benm · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 3:58PM

heretic wrote:

benm wrote:

jahornung wrote:

Granted, the weather is nice only where you are not, it sucks where you are.

I wish for Superman's powers

Granted - but your laser eyes never turn off, you can't stop flying, and you have no sense of touch.

I wish for $1 million in real (non counterfeit) unmarked, non sequential $20 bills. The money should not be earned by me, but should be legally mine. I should obtain it instantaneously and there should be no repercussions to the wish besides me gaining $1 million.

Granted, but then you're mugged and violated by a gang of disgruntled midgets
I wish there was an un-corruptable wish I could wish.

Granted, but your mouth is sewn shut and your vocal chords are ripped out; thus you are unable to make said wish.

I wish I could just corrupt wishes and not come up with my own.

blitzvergnugen · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 4:40PM

benm wrote:

Granted, but your mouth is sewn shut and your vocal chords are ripped out; thus you are unable to make said wish.

I wish I could just corrupt wishes and not come up with my own.

Granted, but you are given the power to grant yourself an infinite amount of wishes that come true w/o any repercussions or harm to yourself. Unfortunately you can no longer come up with your own wishes b/c of your original wish.

berto · **Posted:** Mon 02-23-2009 4:53PM

blitzvergnugen wrote:

Granted, but you are given the power to grant yourself an infinite amount of wishes that come true w/o any repercussions or harm to yourself. Unfortunately you can no longer come up with your own wishes b/c of your original wish.

There was no wish to grant. You are now deemed and labeled a failure for the rest of your life. You lose your girlfriend, any jobs you might've wished to obtain, and anything in life you really wanted.

I wish blitzvergnugen would've made a wish.

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