Do you think we should do somehting about the livestock problem at UMR?

Pack 'em up and send them to the third world contries. That will solve the world hunger problem.

I have a solution. Read my Final Solution my my web page at http://www.geocities.com/reverend_yates/index.html . Basically, we won't do anything to the fat people. We just shouldn't let them breed. I'm doing my part. All you desperate guys should learn to control yourselves. Don't date the fat chicks. If people would stop dating them the problem would go away. Tell them to lose weight. Since they are at Rolla they think that they can let their bodies go. But that's not true. Shame on those of you who date fat chicks.

Mr. Yates, you are one messed up little screwball. :^)
That website is good, albeit disturbing.

The Reverend...telling it like it is

Awesome webpage Yates... can't say I agree with all of it, but cool to see someone just saying what they want about whatever

Well obviously this means paradigm is datin a fat chick, shame on you man........SHAME!!

ON UR WEBSITE

About Me

I am an atheist, I like Star Trek, math, science. I've never been on a
date, kissed a girl, driven a car, tasted alcohol, tried a cigarette, or
been to a party. I spend my time reading, using the computer, playing
video games, studying, or playing Dungeons & Dragons. I only leave my
dorm room for class, food, and to do my laundry.




Do u take showers too? I sure hope so. What about going to the bathroom?

Just given u shit 8-)

-Trix-

Mmmmmmmm...... fat chicks.......
*sigh*

I wash myself down with a moist paper towel. Also, when it rains I get a wash. If I need to relieve myself I go out the window or in my garbage can. Sometimes I sneak a little to class and get rid of it that way. It's kind of like when prisoners are digging their way out of prison and they look for ways to get rid of the dirt.

[off topic]I just realized something. I can't talk to the guy who posted about his website, etc. He calls himself God. But he's an atheist, so much so, that he believes that anyone who DOES believe in God is a fool. And no one will talk to a fool, it's a waste of their time, especially if you're God, because you've got so much better things to do. Since the only proper name I have for him is God, he will think I am a fool, and ignore me.[/off topic]
Anyhoo, I used to date a fat chick when I lived in Arkansas. I hated it so much, I moved 300 miles to get away from her, dropped 75 pounds so she would not recognize me, and started dating a skinny Missouri teaching student/swim coach. (Okay, so it was just because this particular fat girl was a psychotic bitch.) But how come fat women won't do cool things like threesomes with their sisters, phone sex, or even give head? Don't they know that this is what their men dream of?

Diesel, not sure about what kinda dreams you're having, but I have never in my life dreamed about a fat woman getting "involved" with her (probably fat) sister. In fact if I diid, I'd probably jump out of my window to end the pain..... = D

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Oh yeah, and I think The Man Show on Comedy Central said it best in one of their Question and Answer Session:
Q: Why do heavy set women always give the best head?
Jimmy Kimmel: Because they have to
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umr needs to open a business school and a liberal arts and sciences school

all i have to say...

Actually, a nursing school would be preferable, since they are generally 95% female.

Fat women need lovin too.....they just have to pay for it.