I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to
know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,
as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

good one

thats hilarious.

I wouldnt mind getting my wallet stollen that way... I dont have any money in it anyway

shit.. I gotta get to costco and get some wholesale wallets...

This seems like it fits in this topic.


Police today warned all men who frequent yacht clubs and dock parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. If you, or some man you know, has fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."

This picture never ceases to amuse me.

That's a good joke... and sweet avatar dude.

Ha ha, I love those stories! If anyone has more, please post them!