So, does anybody have any crazy stories about dealing with a townie? Not that all of them are bad, but most are. Tonight as I left wal-mart, and pulled to a stop at a stop sign, there was one and she said damn that car is ugly, my reply was, not as ugly as your face, as I drove off lol.

Other than that, people just stare at me, either in my car or not in my car, who knows, maybe I'm wierd lookin.

Every once in a while I meet a boomhower. I haven't met a townie yet that has pissed me off.

i seem to always get in truck drags with them on the lights on 63, i only have a v6 ranger edge 2x4 and seem to kick their asses everytime, but they just piss me off for some reason

was she saying your Sti looked ugly? if so i need to slap her, theres little sexier than an sti going off a jump on a dirt road

A townie asked me for gas money at Wal Mart the other night.

If you are serious, you must lead a sad sad existence, those cars aren't ugly, they are fugly.

When I was a freshman I was leaving Wal-Mart in my truck, and this dude in his late 30's with some bags, and a 4 year old kid flagged me down. He asked me to give him a ride to the apartments past TJ (the ones that used to be a motel). He had his son with him, so I figured why not and gave him a ride. Kinda weird, but he told me some interesting stories on the ride up. Defenitly a townie though, lol.

And yes, living right off the 63-Kingshighway light there are constant townie drag races, usualy diesel trucks. Quite fun to sit on the porch and watch them.

Same with me, she was kinda short, soft spoken, i think a leapord print shirt on. Something about needing to divorce her husband in springfield. She was kinda creepy so I watched her when she went out to the parking lot, eventually got in a truck with two men and drove off.

I think it was last Wednesday.

You can think whatever you want about my car, but its people like that bitch, that have to open there mouth as I'm driving by them and saying something like that, that need the living shit beat out of them, because apparently her parents didn't do it to her as a child when she was probably fucking some other townie at the age of 12.

go to a rally, you'll change your tune

No offense, I happen to think all Suburu's (that I have seen and can remember off of the top of my head) are ugly. I mean, I am not trying to say that my car is prettier, my '97 Mustang is beat all to hell, and has hit three deer, I haven't done any body work to it, so she looks a little rough...

I have (or had, she may have been evicted) an obnoxious townie neighbor. She came over and asked for a ride once and being the nice guy that I am I did. Turns out she lived in a nearby trailer park, no suprise. The funny thing was it was EASILY in walking distance. She later came to my door 4 more times, I guess she thought I was a taxi. I refused after the first time.

Recently she asked to use my phone. I told her I don't have a land line, and she couldn't use my celly. So she went next door and my neigbors MISTAKINGLY let her use their cell. So she came back several times in the following few days, always asking her friend on the phone for some *asprin*. She was acting strangly, they said, like she was coming off a high or something.

Needless to say, my neighbors and I have a secret knock so we know its not her

I don't have too many problems with townies, but I do seem to get engines revved at me any time I sit at a stop light next to a teenager.

What's funny is that they're sitting in their riced-out Hondas, wanting to race me in my '96 Jeep Cherokee. Honestly, what's the challenge in that? Are the locals young'uns so crappy at tuning their cars that they have to race decade old, stock SUV's?

Man, I hate you, Cherokees are awesome. I am awfully broken up that they quit making them.

I don't really have any stories. I was behind a townie at the post office once who had one single yellow tooth, needed to trim the hair in his ears and nose, and smelled like he had just bathed in raw sewage. It was disgusting.

Must have been a former Comp Sci major that never made it through UMR.