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aph7bf · **Posted:** Tue 07-18-2006 10:34PM

A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.
He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.
"Yes officer?"
"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"
"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."
"What about the young lady in the backseat?"
The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."
"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.
"I am 25 Officer."
"And the girl?"
The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

LostBoyz · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 4:50AM

indeed LOL

Phil the tame goat · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 2:39PM

oh, so they are going to have intercoure. funny.

LostBoyz · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 2:42PM

its not funny to you because you probably havent had any

Fattybuddha · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 4:21PM

LostBoyz wrote:

its not funny to you because you probably havent had any

That was funnier than the original post.. :)

dar9q7 · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 4:34PM

i know a 22 yr old guy whos dating a 16 yr old. i dunno just weird in my book

ben laden · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 5:05PM

LostBoyz wrote:

its not funny to you because you probably havent had any

Questioning of sexual experience on a college forum? We're mature. I've come up with better insults contained in my shit.

GamerDonkey · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 5:27PM

ben laden wrote:

I've come up with better insults contained in my shit.

Case in point.

Anyway, I find the whole thing quite hilarious, thank you.

heretic · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 6:58PM

while on the subject of LOL:

Heatwave · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 9:48PM

foofoodar...i can actually see that happening to you. You driving around waiting for a girl to turn legal in the back seat. GIGGGIIDDDYYY

LostBoyz · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 10:13PM

ben laden wrote:

LostBoyz wrote:

its not funny to you because you probably havent had any

Questioning of sexual experience on a college forum? We're mature. I've come up with better insults contained in my shit.

i wouldnt have said it if it wasnt tony, but youve got some quite insulting shit, its hard to compete with

Brad · **Posted:** Wed 07-19-2006 10:55PM

I think its age 17 in Missouri btw

madeblois · **Posted:** Thu 07-20-2006 4:19AM

C'mon Scott...think of all the virgins that we know. And then factor in the swampies. Not that I'm defending Tony, or his sexual experience (whatever it may or may not be), but he's not really alone in Rolla. I was also led to believe that the legal age is 17, but by no entirely credible sources, and I'm too tired to consult the almighty Google.

LostBoyz · **Posted:** Thu 07-20-2006 4:45AM

i know i know, i was merely pointing out sex jokes arent funny to people who havent had sex. because by now im sure some of them wouldve liked to.

FuzzyLogic · **Posted:** Thu 07-20-2006 5:31AM

In Missouri it is both parties have to be at least 18 or within 3 years of each other. I.e. a 20yr old can date a 17yr old but not a 16yr old.

LOL

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