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 Post subject: this is funny shit. you have to read it
PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 12:52PM 
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Subject: MASTERCARD WEDDING

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding! .

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has b**alls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow......"

Getting even! PRICELESS!!!


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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 1:35PM 
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Talk about ownage!


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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 1:42PM 
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man he played that well. im suprised he made it out of the room alive


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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 2:02PM 
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Bitch deserved it.



Well, in that sense, so did the best man.


I wonder what her parents did to her afterwards...?

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 2:11PM 
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http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp


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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 3:08PM 
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sooooo....its fake?

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 3:14PM 
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Apparently.

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 7:25PM 
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I got this email a long time ago. But still funny.

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 10:22PM 
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fuckin awesome story, too bad it was fake

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 10:50PM 
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Yea, I wonder what the legal aspect of that is and if he has a pre-nup. Otherwise, there could be some problems with the whole, technically legaly married.

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PostPosted: Thu 09-21-2006 11:47PM 
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WhtHawk wrote:
Yea, I wonder what the legal aspect of that is and if he has a pre-nup. Otherwise, there could be some problems with the whole, technically legaly married.


I think that's where the annulment comes in...


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