I've thought about how to say this, but am just plain too tired to make up a witty story or remark. Instead, I will say that I heard that something occurred in TJ this morning and not believing it, took a walk down there myself. That being said...

DO NOT SHIT IN THE STAIRWELLS.

DO NOT SHIT IN THE STAIRWELLS.

DO NOT SHIT IN THE STAIRWELLS.


It is well known that food on campus can give you the runs, but for fuck's sake, there's a bathroom on every floor. Each year there's always some dipshit who shits everywhere. Stop it.

First we had people that did not shower.
Now there are people taking shits in stairwells. It gets better every year.

hahahaha... i'm glad those dipshits don't live in the quad.

In the interests of fairness, I'm going to go shit in one of the quad stairwells right now.

It'll be about an hour for the ResCo.

True, but then again you have the floor with the reputation of pissing everywhere except IN the toilet.