I hear there is an asshole named Chris Lloyd who is knocking people off their bicycles and onto the sidewalk. Is there anything to that?

-Ryan

On Tuesday (er...maybe it was Wednesday, I don't remember) I was walking to class from TJ. I was in front of AlphaPhiAlpha and suddenly I felt a biker fall sort of beside/in front of me. After realizing that I was unhurt (he did hit me, albiet accidentally), I asked him if he was alright (others did as well). There was a guy (dunno his name but I have seen him before) walking the other way (to TJ) and biker said "What the fuck is your problem?" and muttered stuff about this guy harassing him since his freshman year. I'm not sure exactly what happened there, but I think that Unknown Guy did something to Biker that made him fall off.

While I dislike having bikes zip within a centimeter of me while I walk to class, I think intentionally knocking people off is unacceptable.


EDIT: After checking out this Chris Lloyd's webpage and seeing his picture on it, I can confirm that in my story Unknown Guy = Chris Lloyd

Finally, FINALLY. People are seeing that there exists on campus an asshole of incredible proportions. I have known of his behaviour since I came to UMR in August, 2000 and have on many occassions been verbally harassed by him. He even threatened to press charges against me for something that was totally insignificant and not his business in the first place.

Oh yes, there is a higher power. Now, I hope it proceeds to seek from Chris Lloyd accountability for his actions.

Alleluiah

It seems like this guy just has a history of picking fights. Someone knocked a book of my dresser, and the guy calls the RA dutyteam complaining about me making too much noise. The duty team comes and tells me that this guy has a history of threatening to call the police and that he has actually done it enough that I should be more careful about making noise. That's just great, I need to sound proof my floor now because this guy is too much of a pussy to talk to me about his problems and relies on calling the police instead. I wonder if this guy is related to Kip...

I almost got in a fight with that asshole but he wouldn't throw the first punch. Turns out that had I thrown it he'd probably have sued me since hes that much of an asshole...

Edit: don't let this guy provoke you, he will try. He's most likely just trying to get you to attack him to press charges (I'm not sure that he would, but his behavior would suggest it). It's interesting (but not suprising) that many others have had problems with him and he hasn't been beaten up, and even though he may deserve it, it would probably be best to just do to him what he does to others.

Anyboy who knocks somebody off a bike is a cock sucker. And that is what this fag is. And he has a face that even a mother couldn't love.

http://www.umr.edu/~clloyd/LLOYD.jpg just in case you're in disbelieve of the above statement. He's in room 333. Pay him a visit sometime.

I wonder if 2 North would be willing to put up some Christmas lights that spell out "C. Lloyd is an ass"

Warning: If you want to mess with this guy, make sure there's no way he can find out who did it. A bunch of guys from 3NW harassed him a lot for being an asshole last year, and he got the whole group in trouble for harassing him. I definitely agree that he should get his ass kicked, and his life made hell. But, just be careful if you don't want to get trouble from the school. If you don't care, though, beat the hell out of him.

Tell me more of this bastard guy you speak of.

This C. Lloyd is an ugly bastard. I was one of the guys from 3 North last year that had to talk to the police about his supposed "sexual harassment". He was a dick and started everything and we took it upon ourselves to punish him. For fun we put him on http://www.hotornot.com . If you want to see the results log in as USER: gmf Pass: aday

2.5!! he's HOT!!!

I'll take him...he's a major hotty.

Regards,
Kip

Back a few years ago, I got in a food fight in the TJ cafe and Chris got in the cross fire. He climbed over the table and tried to provoke my by smacking my head and knocking my hat off. I was upset but then I found that he was pwidely disliked and just felt sorry for his pathetic ass thinking my private carrot stratego was some how directed at him. I apologized that for stray broccoli landing on his table.
He decided after that that he should not only run in to me while I was walking, but that he should try to knock me off my bike. I gave him the benefit of the doubt the first time but the second time I knocked him in the face, smacked him side ways, and told him to layoff. Held his week arms at his sides, the puss cried and said he just wanted and apology for the food fight incident.
I gave him an apology for the wrong fully placed dry veggies and he has stayed clear of me since.
If any one has a problem with him just smack some sense in to him and he will stay away from you.

He has a sweet resume, everybody should check it out. http://www.umr.edu/~clloyd/Phy1resume.htm