If you could/do have a girlfriend/boyfriend, what mathematical function would they be?

Joe, you are a math nerd!

women = time x money

Now time equals money, so
women = money x money

Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil

By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil

Now go back to the equation
women = money x money

See where I'm headed?
women = money squared = evil

void women(int& money, int& heart, int& men, int& sex)
{
drain(money);
ripout(heart);
breakinhalf(men);
onlyafteryoubuymeacar(sex);
}

who wants to debug that code?

int main()
{
bool Marrage

if (Marrage == false)
life = women(relationship)
elseif (Marrage == true)
life = 10 x women(relationship)

return mylifeback;
}

D:

My women would be the "squeeze theorm"

Can't help but fall out of my chair laughing...hahahaha

The integral of e to the x dx from 0 to infinity.

You want her to be divergent?

Math pickup line: Baby I wanna be your derivitive, so I can be tangent to your curves. Scary thing is.....that might actually work here. Nowhere else though.

No. That would so not work.

I am gonna tell my girlfriend that, and see what she says (or maybe I should wait until she learns calculus).

Hey it's so corny and bad it might actually work. You won't get any out of it obviously, but they might laugh. Anywhere but here, people always say "I don't get it".