man, don't you hate it when you're trying to walk to class, and some guy tails you and keeps poking you in the balls with his umbrella?

This has never happened to me. Sounds....rough. You must have a hard life man.

oh yea.life is hard all right.cant get beer easily.cant go to big louie's.

Are you sure it was an umbrella? What's with all the retarded forum topics man. It's time to start locking.