Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!





feel free to ad your own in the forum

Goddammit your avatar pisses me off

It's ok, just concentrate on mine, you'll be happy again in no time.

Bad Avatar + Post that resembles an email forward = Will never read your posts again.

wyhat about the monkies, whens national monkey day gonna be

actually, it was somewhat relevant due to the "international talk like a pirate day" and the fact that it was taken from the itlapd website.

and tish, maybe if you slowed down the gif rotation, it wouldn't be so offensive?

rrrr.. me name is Capt'n BrownEye, a gay pirate insearch for booty! If ye don't shiver me timber you'll be walk'n me plank for surrre. But if ye work me ship I'll turn ya from a bottom feeder to me first mate in no time! So hows about it lacy? No?! RRRRRR!!!! Get off me vessle or I'll slap ye cross the face with me wooden stump! You's got the scervy dont ye!?!? RRRR!!!